The following is from a phone conversation between Junior Kinipela and a Northland man:
Northland Man: "So, how are you at possum shooting?"
Bzzzzzzzzzz. Crickets. White noise.
Me: "Um, what?!"
NM: "Possum shooting. If you pluck the fur when they're warm it's really easy."
Bzzzzzzzzzz. Crickets. White noise.
NM: "But yeah, I'm not really into plucking the fur so much. There are machines you can get. Quite a little earner actually, you can easily make $150 a night."
Me: "What?! Really?!"
NM: "Have you never been possum shooting? Come on girl, you're not in Canada anymore!"
Me: "Oh no!"
NM: "Oh yesssssssssss."
UPDATE: Junior Kinipela currently resides in greater Auckland City and continues to surf without getting her hands dirty. She and Northland Man are no longer an item.
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